We're Not Dead! The World Is Just a Blurry Mess!

Hello, friends! It seems more often than not, I'm writing tristes about where I've been, so I'll keep this one short.

*This has nothing to do with the story. I just thought this post could use some Benny.

A little over a month ago, I got it into my head that I should pay someone loads of money to shoot lasers into my eyes. The qualified doctors all said the recovery time would be 48 hours before I could return to my life of computers and books and television and normalcy.

They are all liars*.

*Not really. The doctors were fine. I just heal at a snails pace and no one expected that, so expectations were not managed as well as I wish they had been.

Here we are a month later and the world is still a blurry mess. With some magnification, i manage to still do my job, which requires me to be on a computer nine or ten hours a day. By the time I finish work for the day, my eyes feel like they're going to fall out of my head and possibly were replaced by sandpaper. I haven't read a book in over a month and soon I fear I may wither up and die from lack of stories being input into my head.

But I've healed enough to manage to return to blogging and perhaps in the next day or two, I'll even be able to read something that's not magnified to a ridiculous size! Anyway, we'll slowly be starting WFTM back up and we have some fun blog tours scheduled for May that I'm really excited about. There will be giveaways and guest posts and fun stuff.

So stick around and please excuse me if there are a few more typos than usual. My little Lenovo can only zoom in so much before the rest of the page falls off the screen.


So what have I missed? Besides this terrible mess, I mean. I sadly can see well enough to see this nonsense.

I mean, seriously Harley,  where are your pants? And what are those shoes? And why does the Enchantress look like a female Swap Thing? What is happening with this? Can I have Arrow Suicide Squad instead? #notmyharley